Duh...that hurts

I don't work out.  If I did it would look like this:

I have tried it a few times in my life but it really wasn't fun.  That being said, I have no idea what muscles do what things.  So, obviously after getting a boob job using your chest muscles HURT but since I don't know what things require chest muscles, everything was kind of a surprise for me.  Here's a list of (surprising for me) things that hurt after a boob job:

1.  Opening the very pill bottles that are supposed to help you - damn kidproof lids!
2.  Round brushing your hair
3.  Driving! or even closing car doors in general for that matter.
4.  Brushing your teeth.
5.  Closing sliding glass doors.  Just don't do it.
6.  Playing the game Trouble with your 6 year old - damn pop'o'matic bubble!  Stick with Candyland.
7.  Cleaning? yeah forget it.  Vacuuming and scrubbing - just say No.

And this is a disclaimer. but Drs. lie about pain.  I know this and yet I still ask them if something is going to hurt.  Like when I asked my male ob/gyn if getting a tubal would add pain.  Um hello - the man doesn't even have fallopian tubes.  And by the way it does! 

In nursing school, they teach you not to lie to your patients ever.  Apparently, the same is not taught in med school.  Again, not having learned my lesson, I ask the Dr. if getting the drains pulled will hurt.  She said no its just weird.  Liar!!  It was weird AND freakin' hurt all at the same time. 

A 2 year old was helping me write this blog today and he wants an image of his fave doctor in here.
Now I ask would Doc McStuffins lie?